{"product_id":"sinbads-guide-to-life-because-i-know-everything-used","title":"Sinbads Guide to Life: Because I Know Everything,Used","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy friend Oprah Winfrey, on her TV show, has called me \"the funniest man on the planet.\" That was kind of embarrassingbut if Oprah wants to think Im funny, who am I to argue?My mother says Im brilliant. Well, I am her son, so she might not be objectivebut since she knows me better than anyone, it must be true.Dont ask me. All I can say for sure is that Im a 65\" black comedian with red hair and a high butt who has walked a mile in every mans shoes. What I mean is, Ive lived large and fallen hardlost every job Ive ever had, messed up everybody Ive ever dated, been kicked out of every institution Ive ever been in, including marriageand Ive survived. Thats how I know everything. Why, you could steal five or six books and not find as much help as I will give you.Dont act like you dont need my help.I know your life is jacked uphanging around the bookstore, all by yourself. Its sad. Youre probably one of those lookeyloos too, browsing the book for free, should I buy it, should I not? Hasnt indecision ruled your life long enough? Take a stand and buy it.But do me a favor: Until Ive had the chance to get your life in order, please pay cash. Id hate to have to call the repo man on you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ergodebooks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46752460964085,"sku":"DADAX0553103733","price":28.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/5804\/8501\/files\/415NSYYZF8L_884796d8-59e5-4b15-bfd1-e34b21cb6196.jpg?v=1750597244","url":"https:\/\/ergodebooks.com\/products\/sinbads-guide-to-life-because-i-know-everything-used","provider":"Ergodebooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}