What To Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding: A Reassuring Month-By-Month Guide For The Father-To-Be, Whether He Wants Advice Or Not(3Rd Edition)

What To Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding: A Reassuring Month-By-Month Guide For The Father-To-Be, Whether He Wants Advice Or Not(3Rd Edition)

In this classic parody, Thomas Hill presents the testosterone-inspired answer to the bestseller What to Expect When You're Expecting.The third edition of the best, funniest father's guide to having a baby,What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding, is now thoroughly revised and updated, but it's still packed with information, advice, and attitude distinctively for guys. Originally conceived as a little parody, just something funny and helpful for the expectant man, the book is now a classic gift, passed knowingly from one generation of first-time papas to the next.With this lighthearted, month-by-month instruction manual on the care and nurture of a pregnant wife-the main role of expectant dads-he'll handle all the important milestones and topics: what not to say during the three phases of labor; what to buy, how many, and when; maintaining work-life balance; maintaining work-life-wife balance.New features inWhat to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding include:The minefield: the wrong gifts for your pregnant wifeSocial media pregnancy etiquette: status update!Eight reasons why not to pick out maternity clothesWhat to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding also features the latest trends!Festive gender-reveal parties. (Really!)Updated baby name guide, including Twitter hash tags.Cloth diapers: The debate is back!Review"While originally conceived as a parody on a certain familiar bestseller, this funny resource actually contains plenty of helpful advice..."