Title
1001 Funniest Things Ever Said,Used
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Now in paperback!Here are a thousand and one laughoutloud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packedtothebrim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thighslappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There's something old, something new, something stolen, and something bluefrom favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grownups. Just a few among the 1,001 funniest things ever said:I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.Rita RudnerI don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto.Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn MonroeI made my money the oldfashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.Malcolm ForbesThe Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then, after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, You know what? Let's just grab lunch.'Bill Maher
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