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101 Things to Definitely Not Do if You Want to Get a Chick
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From the creator and star of Foxs hit comedy The Last Man on Earth, star of the cult film Macgruber, and beloved Saturday Night Live alum, a hilariously absurd cartoon gift book offering a wry commentary on modern relationships.In this outrageously funny and oddly wise guide to relationships, fortyfiveyearold bachelor Will Forte shares his bulletproof advice for attractingand retaininga romantic partner of the fairer sex. Told in the form of 101 handdrawn rules of thumb, the book takes on all the questions men are dying to know the answers to but are too afraid to ask: What activities are acceptable and not acceptable to do with a romantic interests father? What animals, if any, should never be incorporated into foreplay? Should I claim to have collaborated with a famous poet? Combining wisdom, both practical and not, with idiosyncratic drawings so simple that even a romantically frustrated manchild could understand them, 101 Things to Definitely Not Do If You Want to Get a Chick gracefully answers these questions and ninetyeight others.
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