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From the creator and star of Foxs hit comedy The Last Man on Earth, star of the cult film Macgruber, and beloved Saturday Night Live alum, a hilariously absurd cartoon gift book offering a wry commentary on modern relationships.In this outrageously funny and oddly wise guide to relationships, fortyfiveyearold bachelor Will Forte shares his bulletproof advice for attractingand retaininga romantic partner of the fairer sex. Told in the form of 101 handdrawn rules of thumb, the book takes on all the questions men are dying to know the answers to but are too afraid to ask: What activities are acceptable and not acceptable to do with a romantic interests father? What animals, if any, should never be incorporated into foreplay? Should I claim to have collaborated with a famous poet? Combining wisdom, both practical and not, with idiosyncratic drawings so simple that even a romantically frustrated manchild could understand them, 101 Things to Definitely Not Do If You Want to Get a Chick gracefully answers these questions and ninetyeight others.
⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):
This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer,
birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
I was really excited for this book, but when it arrived, the cover was all bent up. It looked like it had a rough journey. Still, I read through it and it’s funny, but I was disappointed with the condition it came in.
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Ravi Patel
Came Damaged
I was really excited for this book, but when it arrived, the cover was all bent up. It looked like it had a rough journey. Still, I read through it and it’s funny, but I was disappointed with the condition it came in.
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Ravi Patel
Came Damaged
I was really excited for this book, but when it arrived, the cover was all bent up. It looked like it had a rough journey. Still, I read through it and it’s funny, but I was disappointed with the condition it came in.
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Emily Roberts
Delivery Took Forever
The book is funny and all, but it took a week longer than expected to arrive. By the time it got here, I had already forgotten I ordered it! Still, the jokes are decent. Just wish shipping was faster.
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Emily Roberts
Delivery Took Forever
The book is funny and all, but it took a week longer than expected to arrive. By the time it got here, I had already forgotten I ordered it! Still, the jokes are decent. Just wish shipping was faster.
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