Title
12 Terrors Of Christmas,New
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Edward Goreys Offkilter Depictions Of Yuletide Mayhem And John Updikes Wryly Jaundiced Text Examine A Dozen Christmas Traditions With A Decidedly Wheezy Hohoho. 1. Santa: The Man. Loosefitting Nylon Beard, Fake Optical Twinkle, Cheap Red Suit, Funny Rummy Smell When You Sit On His Lap. If Hes Such A Big Shot, Why Is He Drawing Unemployment For Eleven Months Of The Year? Something Scary And Offkey About Him, Like One Of Those Stephen King Clowns . . .
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the main theme of 'The Twelve Terrors of Christmas'? A: 'The Twelve Terrors of Christmas' explores the humorous and dark side of Christmas traditions through Edward Gorey's unique illustrations and John Updike's witty text.
- Q: Is this book suitable for all ages? A: While the book features humorous content, its off-kilter depictions may appeal more to adults or older children who appreciate satire and dark humor.
- Q: How many pages does 'The Twelve Terrors of Christmas' have? A: The book has a total of 32 pages, making it a quick and engaging read.
- Q: What type of binding does this book have? A: 'The Twelve Terrors of Christmas' is available in hardcover binding, which offers durability and a premium feel.
- Q: When was 'The Twelve Terrors of Christmas' published? A: The book was published on May 1, 2006.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: The book is authored by John Updike, known for his sharp wit and insightful commentary.
- Q: Is this book a new copy or used? A: 'The Twelve Terrors of Christmas' is listed as a new book, ensuring a pristine condition for readers.
- Q: What genre does this book belong to? A: 'The Twelve Terrors of Christmas' falls under the humor category, blending festive themes with satire.
- Q: Are there illustrations in the book? A: Yes, the book features Edward Gorey's distinct illustrations that complement the text and enhance the overall reading experience.
- Q: Can this book be given as a gift? A: Yes, 'The Twelve Terrors of Christmas' makes for a delightful gift for those who enjoy humor, art, and the holiday season.