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5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides) (Volume 1) (The Oatmeal),Used
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In Matthew Inman's 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai swordwielding kittens and hamsters that love .50caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.Inman creates these quirky scenes for theoatmeal.com, which launched in July 2009 and already has more than 82 million page views. In fact, every 15 to 30 seconds, someone Googles one of theoatmeal.com's creations. Now, 60 of Inman's comic illustrations and lifebending guides are presented in fullcolor inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as:* 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times* 6 Types of Crappy Hugs* 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You* 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat* 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer
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