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A (Dead) Thing Like Me
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A Teenage Ghost In Love With Life Becomes Bound To The House Of The Grieving Artist Who Summoned Her Via Ouija Board In This Darkly Funny Ya Paranormal.One Hot Dog With Banana Peppers. ThatS All Hot Dog Wants. An Invisible Teenage Ghost, She Haunts A Food Cart Outside The Metropolitan Museum Of Art.Until One Night, SheS Accidentally Summoned Via Ouija Board To A House Party In Florida . . . Where Finally Finally Finally, People Can See Her.All The Party Guests Scatter, Except For Logan: The Cool Artist Girl Who DoesnT Just See Hot Dog, She Actually Wants To Talk To Her. Logan, Who IsnT Scared Of Hot DogS Stitched Mouth Or Chattering Dress. Logan, WhoS Grieving Her Own Dead BffAnd Called Hot Dog By Mistake.Hot Dog Wants To Prove ItS Not A Mistake.She Can Be LoganS New Best Friend. She Can Go To LoganS Halloween Party. She Can Eat Snacks, Have Sleepovers, And Hang Out. She Can Definitely Smile Without Scaring People. Exactly Like A Real, Human Girl.ThereS One Problem: Hog DogS Not A Real, Living Human Girl, And Something In LoganS Sprawling House Knows It. It Scratches Like Rats In The Walls. It Opens A Secret Door In LoganS Attic. It Wants To Drag Hot Dog Into The Nothingness Where Dead Things Go. And Unless Hot Dog Can Confront The Dark Truth Of How She Died, It Will Unmake Logan Too.Gorgeously Strange And Stunningly Written, This Ya Paranormal Masterfully Melds Camp And Creep Into A BeyondTheGrave ComingOfAge.
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