Title
A Kettle of Vultures: . . . left beak marks on my forehead,Used
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
Written with humorous abandon by popular satirist, former standup comic, and media commentator Sabrina Lamb, A Kettle of Vultures is a fictional romp which exposes the acerbic thoughts of image consultant Iris Chapman, her dysfunctional family, socially maladjusted clients, magical friends, and her adventurous journey toward selfacceptance.Unbeknownst to Iris Chapman, the Atlantabased image consultant, a kettle of lowflying vultures convenes overhead as she boards the flight home to Opa Locka on the day of her brothers controversial wedding. Following their customary bear hugs, Iris eccentric family launches into the inquisition, the visual and vocal assessment of Iris physical appearance.Iris is already attacked daily by her own inquisition, questioning her very existence. Selfacceptance is a long journey and its unclear whether or not shell get there as she attempts to seduce an uninterested man, moves cities, loses clients, and meets a man shes not sure she can trust. Will Iris survive the onslaught by the vulturous characters in her life? Will her octogenarian grandmother, her superstitious mother who denunciates anything nappy, her hermitlike father, and irritating clients, push Iris over the edge of her own sanity? Will she learn to accept herself?
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