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30th Anniversary Edition with a New Introduction by the AuthorNeal Carey has to keep the mob, the FBI, and a major television personality from killing his newest client, but hes tempted to do the job himself.Sometime student and everreluctant detective Neal Carey would rather be finishing a dull doctoral thesis than staring down the nose of a loaded gun, but his new assignment doesnt sound dangerous. All he has to do is pull off the ultimate makeover: turn Polly Paget, a gumchewing, foulmouthed, bighaired broad, into a perfect lady in time to testify in a rape case against Jack Landis, head of the Family Cable Network and Americas most beloved family man. But Polly isnt cooperating, and everyone (including a former FBI agent, an obsessivecompulsive hitman, the Mafia, a porn prince, and a slew of tabloid reporters) is on her trail, turning Neals simple assignment into a deadly game of duckduckgoose.In a hellish and hilarious escapade that takes him from the deserts of Nevada to the bright lights of Las Vegas and finally to a hairraising climax in a shoddily built amusement park, Neal tries to escape the mobs big guns while taking a slippery walk up the worlds biggest water slide.
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I really liked the first three Neal Carey books, but this one fell a bit flat for me. The mystery didn't hold my attention as much, and I felt some parts dragged on. I guess not every book can be a winner!
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Emma Thompson
Not my favorite in the series
I really liked the first three Neal Carey books, but this one fell a bit flat for me. The mystery didn't hold my attention as much, and I felt some parts dragged on. I guess not every book can be a winner!
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Emma Thompson
Not my favorite in the series
I really liked the first three Neal Carey books, but this one fell a bit flat for me. The mystery didn't hold my attention as much, and I felt some parts dragged on. I guess not every book can be a winner!
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Carlos Ramirez
Great read, but a bit predictable
I enjoyed 'A Long Walk Up the Water Slide,' and Neal Carey is as relatable as ever. However, I found some of the plot elements a little predictable compared to the earlier books. Still, it's a fun read for a lazy weekend!
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Carlos Ramirez
Great read, but a bit predictable
I enjoyed 'A Long Walk Up the Water Slide,' and Neal Carey is as relatable as ever. However, I found some of the plot elements a little predictable compared to the earlier books. Still, it's a fun read for a lazy weekend!
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