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Alan Opts Out: A Novel
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In This Timely And Comedic Take On Ambition, Consumerism, And The Sticker Price Of Privilege, An Ad Exec Who Bombs The Biggest Pitch Of His Career Decides To Forgo Capitalism And Live Off The Land Of His Suburban Connecticut Home. Perfect For Readers Of Rufi Thorpe And Taffy BrodesserAkner.Alan Anderson Is A Powerful Advertising Executive Who Has Built A Successful Life And Thriving Business By Making People Buy Stuff They DonT Actually Need. HeS Up For The Biggest Pitch Of His Career And The Account Everyone Wants, Us Dairy: CowS Milk Sales Are Plummeting, And The CSuite Wants To See Trendy Oat Milk Kicked To The Curb. But When An Anarchist Farmer Tanks AlanS Presentation, Alan Bombs The Pitch But Ends The Day With An Epiphany. No Longer Will He Exploit The Insecurities Of Others In The Service Of Capitalism. Alan Is Opting Out.This Development Is Anathema To His Wife, Vivian. SheS Just A Few Positive Affirmations, A Swimming Pool, And An Exacting Series Of Social Tests Away From Finally Becoming Part Of The Elite WomenS Club, The Queen Annes, In Their Adopted Town Of Greenwich, Connecticut. As If Contending With A Daughter Who Wants To Write Plays (!) And Another Who Has An Unnatural Empathy With Animals IsnT Enough To Manage, She Can Only Watch As Alan Moves Into Their Backyard Playhouse To Live Off The Land AndWorseSpend Time With The Family. But Instead Of Shocking The Neighbors, AlanS Commitment To A LessIsMore Lifestyle Seems To Be Catching On. Could Everyone Want What AlanS Not Selling?Funny, Sexy, Intelligent, And Poignant, Alan Opts Out Is The Most Ambitious Novel To Date By Celebrated Author Courtney Maum, Acclaimed For Her Stories That Tackle Big, Chewy Subjects Of Our PostModern America With Wit And Heart.
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