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Almost Criminal: A Novel
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A Disenchanted Husband And Wife. One Reckless Move. With A Little Luck, A Tank Full Of Gas, And An Unexpected Accomplice, TheyLl Go Far In This Funny And Exhilarating Novel About Friendship, Redemption, And Reinvention On The Run.Tina And Markus Michel Are An Unexceptional Couple With A Mountain Of Debt And DeadEnd Jobs. Until Markus Impulsively Robs A Gas Station (With A Toy Gun) And Goes On The Lam With A Blindsided Tina And An Accidental Octogenarian Hostage, Oskar Krauss.But Oskar Is Far From The Frail Nursing Home Resident HeS Portrayed As In The Media. In Fact, The Spry And Shrewd ExPetty Criminal Is In His Element Again, Helping The Anxious, MiddleAged Bonnie And Clyde Navigate An Escape Plan That Turns A NotSoRunOfTheMill Day Absurdly On Its Head. The World Is Watching. The Police Give Chase. And With Every Mile And Exhilarating New Day, Tina And Markus Realize That Leaving The Conventional Life Behind For The Thrilling Unknown Could Be The Best Thing That Ever Happened.As For Oskar, He Has A Destination And A Lost Love In MindAnd Surprises In Store As A CrossCountry Getaway Becomes The Adventure Of A Lifetime.
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