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An Illustrated Guide To Birds That Sound Like Insults
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Guide Book Birds Are Beautiful Majestic CreaturesThat Happen To Have Names Better Suited For That Guy Who Just Cut You Off In Traffic. Features 160 Pages, With Illustrations And Fun Facts About All 75 Birds. HardBound, Debossed Artwork Cover. Impress People With Both Bird Knowledge And Witty Comebacks. ItS A Bird Guide Disguised As Comedy Gold!Book Includes Inside YouLl Find A Comprehensive, Illustrated Guide To 75 Of Our SpeciesBased Solely On How Well Their Names Roll Off Our Tongues When WeRe Mad. These Are Real Birds By The Way, Which Really Makes You Wonder What Was Going On The Day They Named RoufousRumped Seedeater. Geez, Take It Down A Notch.Educational The Illustrated Guide To Birds That Sound Like Insults Introduces Readers To Real Bird Species They Might Not Have Known About, All While Teaching Fun Facts About Their Habitats, Behaviors, And Characteristics. YouLl Learn That The Booby IsnT Just A Funny NameItS A Fascinating Seabird With Incredible Diving Skills. Plus, ItS A Great Way To Sneak Some Ornithology Into Your Life Without Feeling Like YouRe Studying.Gift It Up An Illustrated Guide To Birds That Sound Like Insults Makes A Fantastic Gift Because It Combines The Joy Of Birdwatching With The Fun Of Sounding Incredibly RudeWithout Actually Being Rude! ItS The Perfect Way To Casually Drop Lines Like, YouRe Such A Magpie! Or Stop Being A Jackdaw! And Watch People Wonder If TheyVe Just Been Insulted Or Complimented. With Quirky Illustrations And Bird Names That Sound Like Insults (Looking At You, Booby), ItS Ideal For Anyone Who Enjoys A Good Laugh, Wildlife, And Pretending To Be A Sarcastic Bird Expert At The Same Time!Brass Monkey WeRe Here To Turn The Things That People DidnT Know They Wanted Into The Things That They CanT Live Without. At Brass Monkey, We Make Well Designed Product That Just Happen To Have A Great Sense Of Humor. If You Want To Have A Few Drinks And Laugh About Stupid Stuff Well Our Gifts And Games Are Right Up Your Alley.
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