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Ass Goblins of Auschwitz
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AS SEEN ON COMEDY CENTRAL S @MIDNIGHT! It s Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce.In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in appleshaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these assshaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children.While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won t be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblinchild hybrids.Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you re about to be Shit Slaughtered.
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- Q: How many pages does the book contain? A: One hundred eight pages. This book offers a unique and surreal narrative that captivates readers.
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- Q: Who is the author of 'Ass Goblins of Auschwitz'? A: The author is Cameron Pierce. He is known for his unique style and provocative themes.
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