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From Bestselling, Printz Awardwinning Author Libba Bray, A Desert Island Classic.Survival. Of The Fittest.The Fifty Contestants In The Miss Teen Dream Pageant Thought This Was Going To Be A Fun Trip To The Beach, Where They Could Parade In Their Stateappropriate Costumes And Compete In Front Of The Cameras. But Sadly, Their Airplane Had Another Idea, Crashing On A Desert Island And Leaving The Survivors Stranded With Little Food, Little Water, And Practically No Eyeliner. What'S A Beauty Queen To Do? Continue To Practice For The Talent Portion Of The Program Or Wrestle Snakes To The Ground? Get A Perfect Tan Or Learn To Run Wild? And What Should Happen When The Sexy Pirates Show Up? Welcome To The Heart Of Nonexfoliated Darkness. Your Tour Guide? None Other Than Libba Bray, The Hilarious, Sensational, Printz Awardwinning Author Of A Great And Terrible Beauty And Going Bovine. The Result Is A Novel That Will Make You Laugh, Make You Think, And Make You Never See Beauty The Same Way Again.
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