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Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral,Used
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Folks in the Delta have a strong sense of community, and being dead is no impediment to belonging to it. Down South, they don't forget you when you've up and diedin fact, they visit you more often. But there are quintessential rules and rituals for kicking the bucket tastefully. Having a flawless funeral is one of them.In this deliciously entertaining slice of Southern life (and death), inveterate hostess Gayden Metcalfe explains everything you need to know to host an authentic Southern funeral. Can you be properly buried without tomato aspic? Who prepares tastier funeral fare, the Episcopal ladies or the Methodist ladies? And what does one do when a family gets three sheets to the wind and eats the entire feast the night before a funeral?Each chapter includes a delicious, triedandtrue Southern recipe, critical if you plan to die tastefully any time soon. Pickled Shrimp, Aunt Hebe's Coconut Cake, and the ubiquitous Bing Cherry Salad with CocaCola are among the many dishes guaranteed to make the next funeral the most satisfying one yet.Even if you've never been south of Rochester, this book will charm, it will entertain, and it will give you all the ingredients required for the perfect Southern sendoff.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the main theme of 'Being Dead Is No Excuse'? A: The main theme of 'Being Dead Is No Excuse' revolves around the Southern approach to death and funerals, emphasizing the community's rituals and traditions that honor the deceased while celebrating their life.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: The author of 'Being Dead Is No Excuse' is Gayden Metcalfe, who provides a humorous and insightful perspective on Southern funeral customs.
- Q: What type of recipes are included in the book? A: The book includes a variety of traditional Southern recipes that are typically served at funerals, such as Pickled Shrimp, Aunt Hebe's Coconut Cake, and Bing Cherry Salad with Coca-Cola.
- Q: How many pages does 'Being Dead Is No Excuse' have? A: The book contains 272 pages, making it a comprehensive guide to hosting a Southern funeral.
- Q: Is this book suitable for someone unfamiliar with Southern culture? A: Yes, the book is written in an engaging manner that can charm and entertain readers, even those who have never experienced Southern culture.
- Q: What is the binding type of the book? A: The book is available in paperback binding, making it easy to handle and read.
- Q: When was 'Being Dead Is No Excuse' published? A: The book was published on May 7, 2013.
- Q: Can this book help with planning a funeral? A: Yes, the book provides insightful advice and guidelines on how to plan a tasteful Southern funeral, including necessary rituals and food.
- Q: Is 'Being Dead Is No Excuse' a humorous book? A: Yes, the book is described as deliciously entertaining, combining humor with practical information about funerals in the South.
- Q: What category does this book fall under? A: The book falls under the category of Grief & Bereavement, as it addresses the topic of funerals and mourning in a light-hearted manner.