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Bored of the Rings: A Parody,Used
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First published in 1969, the New York Times bestseller Bored of the Rings is backand just in time for the major motion picture release of The Hobbit. This classic parody of J.R.R. Tolkiens fictional universe is a timeless comedic masterpiece.The classic parody of The Lord of the Rings is back! With a brandnew boreword by Henry Beard.The Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring.The Power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing.If broken or busted, it cannot be remadeIf found, send to Sorhed (the postage is prepaid).Its up to Boggie Frito Bugger and his band of misfitsincluding inept wizard Goodgulf Grayteeth, halfwit Spam Gangree, twins Moxie and Pepsi, and Arrowroot of Arrowshirtto carry the Great Ring to Fordor and cast it into the Zazu Pits.Can they avoid death by hickey tree and escape the dread ballhog? Can the fellowship overcome the narcs and Nozdruls hounding their every move and save Lower Middle Earth once and for all? Yes, of coursethis isnt Hamlet, you know.
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