Title
Brain Droppings
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Sometimes, A Little Brain Damage Can Help.A Book Of Original Humor Pieces By Beloved Comic George Carlin. Filled With Thoughts, Musings, Questions, Lists, Beliefs, Curiosities, Monologues, Assertions, Assumptions, And Other Verbal Ordeals, Brain Droppings Is Infectiously Funny. Also Included Are Two Timeless Monologues, A Place For Your Stuff And Baseballfootball.Readers Will Get An Inside Look Into Carlin'S Mind, And They Won'T Be Disappointed By What They Find:I Buy Stamps By Mail. It Works Ok Until I Run Out Of Stamps. What Year Did Jesus Christ Think It Was? A Tree: First You Chop It Down, Then You Chop It Up. Have You Ever Noticed The Lawyer Is Always Smiling More Than The Client? I Put A Dollar In One Of Those Change Machines. Nothing Changed. If You Ever Have Chicken At Lunch And Chicken At Dinner, Do You Ever Wonder If The Two Chickens Knew Each Other? Carlin Demolishes Everyday Values And Yet Leaves You Laughing Out Loud.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the main theme of 'Brain Droppings'? A: 'Brain Droppings' features original humor pieces by George Carlin, focusing on a variety of thoughts, musings, and observations about everyday life, often with a comedic twist.
- Q: Who is the author of 'Brain Droppings'? A: The author of 'Brain Droppings' is George Carlin, a well-known comedian recognized for his sharp wit and social commentary.
- Q: How many pages are in 'Brain Droppings'? A: 'Brain Droppings' contains 272 pages filled with humor and insightful commentary.
- Q: What type of binding does 'Brain Droppings' have? A: 'Brain Droppings' is available in hardcover binding, providing durability and a premium feel.
- Q: When was 'Brain Droppings' published? A: 'Brain Droppings' was published on May 12, 1997.
- Q: What kind of humor can I expect from 'Brain Droppings'? A: Readers can expect a mix of observational humor, witty remarks, and satirical commentary on various subjects, reflecting Carlin's unique comedic style.
- Q: Is 'Brain Droppings' suitable for all audiences? A: 'Brain Droppings' contains adult themes and humor that may not be suitable for younger audiences; it's recommended for mature readers who appreciate comedic insights.
- Q: Are there any notable pieces included in 'Brain Droppings'? A: Yes, 'Brain Droppings' includes two timeless monologues titled 'A Place for Your Stuff' and 'Baseball-Football' that showcase Carlin's comedic genius.
- Q: What can readers learn from 'Brain Droppings'? A: Readers can gain insights into George Carlin's thoughts on life, societal norms, and the absurdities of everyday situations, all presented in a humorous format.
- Q: Is 'Brain Droppings' a continuation of Carlin's previous works? A: 'Brain Droppings' can be seen as a continuation of George Carlin's exploration of humor and social commentary, building on his previous success as a comedian and writer.