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Burying Ronald: A Confession by Mortimer J. Pentowski,Used
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Excerpt. Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved. If you are able to give yourself a blowjob as a teenager, technically are you still a virgin? Why cant fish hold their breath?If you pull the wings off of a butterfly, is it demoted back to caterpillar?When you tie a kite string to the leg of a wild sparrow they will fight so hard to get away you end up with nothing but a bloody twitching stump at the end of your string and a onelegged bird soaring crookedly toward its freedom. Strange, bizarre, disjointed, erratic thoughts are plaguing my brain as Im digging Ronalds grave somewhere north of Victorville, California. I waited till night, of course, but then the damn moon decided to make an entrance and light the fucking desert like a football stadium. Now not only God can see me out here shoveling away, but every plane that passes overhead and every gerbilloving creditcardhumping tourist driving by the dirt road three miles away on their way to Vegas can also as well.!But still these thoughts float out of the night like someone burst a dam or came in their pants or some such. I have ideas and concepts and crisp, clean, untainted thoughts flying at me from every directionand memories! Its like I had my head up my ass for all these years and couldnt hear anything except my own digestive tract, then suddenly, Pop! Im standing straight up in the desert hearing every damn thought ever thunk and every damn idea ever flittered down from the cerebral cosmos. With every shovel bite of the sifted earth, every screechplonk or plonkscreech of the blade cutting into sand, Im bathed in a fresh idea, new concept, ideology. No more writers block here, pal. And I know the reason, too. Its laying right there on the ground next to this newly formed 2footdeep hole Im digging. Product Description You can't bury your past, especially if it's still breathing. He was slightly upset when Ronald, his best friend from high school, dated his kid sister. He was slightly annoyed when Ronald followed him all the way to California. He was slightly perturbed when Ronald sabotaged his one and only chance at realizing his dream. But is that any reason to kill him? About the Author After learning to lie convincingly at an early age while growing up on the mean suburban streets of Commack, N.Y., Malinsky decided to use his talents in Hollywood, California, surrounding himself with professional liars.He now resides in a tropical village somewhere on the island of Puerto Rico where he searches for the truth.
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