Title
Cobwebs On The Chandelier,Used
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
Whether offering up the lighter side of an emergency room trip or taking a few jolly jabs at the task of sewing, humorist Dorothy Monroe is just the antidote for all of us who are familiar with lifes many little catastrophes. Cobwebs on the Chandelier serves up a collection of 37 essays that span a fiftyyear marriage, each finding the frequently hidden laugh in dealing with mute teenagers, escalating home repair bills, neverending science fairs, and more than one fender bender. Was it getting married on April Fools Day that set the tone for a family life infused with plenty of mishaps and just as much mirth? With droll wit and warm heart, this canny, cleareyed writer pens and sends up, a life endured, survivedand, above all, enjoyed. Cobwebs on the Chandelier will delight readers with its wry recollections of an actionpacked family life with four kids, a procession of pets, and a series of misadventures that are likely to plague anyone charged with juggling roles as household mechanic, resident psychologist, weather forecaster, construction foreman, dispute resolution mediator, and more. A family train trip turns into a sick bed on wheels. A last minute attempt to clean a chandelier for a dinner party puts the hostess under the table before the party begins. A preachy attitude toward a teenaged sons driving comes crashing down on the writers own driving confidence. As Monroe relives decades of household hijinks, battles with the elements, and more, her comic relief comes to the rescue for her husband, her four children, and her. There is no situation that Monroe cant get a rise out of. Throughout, this modernday Erma Bombeck shares a host of revelations that always ring true, while they frequently coax an irrepressible grin. For example, a bird on the wing is worth two in the cage, and the time it takes to assemble a doityourself project can be divined by the size of the instruction page. Engaging, uplifting, and teeming with good fun, essays, covering a fiftyyearspan, not only depict the funny side of life, they also affirm the essential goodness of marriage and family. All in all, Cobwebs on the Chandelier offers sidesplitting proof that anything that does not kill you, just might make you chuckle. Its certain to resonate and tickle anyone who has slogged through a pile of laundry or two, yet still adores her family.
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