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Cooking With Semen 50 Delicious Recipes: Inappropriate, outrageously funny joke notebook disguised as a real 6x9 paperback foo,Used
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
Cooking with Semen 50 delicious recipes:Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows.Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends or coworkers by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal.Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus.Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or budding Chef. The look on the recipients face will be priceless!Imagine your inlaws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table.From the blurb:Semen is nutritious, has a fantastic texture and incomparable cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic.The cost of semen is generally free if you know how and who to ask and it comes in abundance. unfortunately however despite its low production cost and almost unlimited availability, it is rarely used in cooking.With this book, we want to create a movement. forget veganism, that is so 2019. we want semen to become a household staple. one on everyones shopping list.if youre not scared of a little experimentation, we recommend the special sticky bbq sauce recipe or if something sweet takes your fancy, how about cum creme caramel?Features: Size: 6 x 9 inch Paper: Collegeruled on white paper Pages: 110 high quality pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls Hand designed, Unique gift.Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 110 page 6x9 ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.
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