Title
Damn The Carnations: Full Speed Ahead,Used
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
Sammie Mays is a Category 5 literary hurricane. Here's a fullforce gale of stories about the adventures that earned her the nickname 'The Gonz' and a place as the honorary mayor of Key West. 'Damn the Carnations' has the added attraction of making you reconsider your approach to toilet flushing. The book is full of piss, vinegar, wisdom and advice for living the good life.' WILLIAM McKEEN, Professor & Chair, Boston University, Dept. of JournalismExciting. Humorous. Entertaining. Embark on a roadworthy journey inside the mind of an otherworldly journalist tripping unpredictably from one adventure to another. There is no rhyme or reason, no alarm clocks, no deadlines, no code of ethics. More importantly there is no going back. So why not just relax, sit back, and allow the potion to have its intended effect. And remember: the stories you are about to read is what happens when the Universe discovers your chosen destination and decides its time to refold the map. Trip Advisory: If at any point during the trip road conditions become too hazardous and you find yourself dreaming of a hot meal and a nice safe warm bed, keep focused on the horizon and underneath your breath just keep repeating, over and over again: Damn The Carnations Full Speed Ahead!
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This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
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