Title
Deer Avenger: A Parody Now the Deer is the Hunter,Used
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
HEADS UP HUNTERS THIS DEER IS PACKING HEAT!It's payback time and deer hunters everywhere are going to get what's coming. You are the deer. Armed with your choice of an M16, a Bazooka or a slingshot full of special deer pellets, you're the meanest kickass stag in the forest.The season never closes and bigbelly trophy hunting has never been better. Lure hunters into the open with guaranteed mating calls such as 'Help, I'm naked and I have a pizza.'TIE THAT BIG OLD REDNECK TO YOUR RACK!From trailer parks in West Virginia to the winter wonderland of Minnesota, you can stalk everything from a cuss'n bourbonguzzler to a proud Connecticut Yuppie in fullcourt Eddie Bauer.Virtual environments so realistic you can smell the stale beer.SPECIAL DEER WEAPONS:M16: Gives the hunters a taste of their own medicine Slingshot: ammo consists of hard and soft deer pellets a total surprise Bazooka: time to stop kidding aroundSPECIAL HUNTER STALKING DEVICES: More than a dozen genuine hunter calls including 'Free Beer Here' and 'Help, I'm naked and I have a pizza.' Deer Farts get upwind and smoke 'em out Binoculars and scopes just like the ones hunters use on deer. No wonder they never miss!THE DEER'S FAVORITE HUNTING LOCATIONS West Virginia: get them redneck hunters before their bladders burst Connecticut: track yuppie hunters, too dumb to stay in their SUVs Minnesota in Winter: took at the goofy hats on those fellars!HASTA LA VISTA VENISONEATER!SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS:Pentium 75MHz or better Windows 95 or 98 16MB of RAM 4x CDROM drive Soundblaster compatible sound card 640 x 480 color capable monitor, 256 colors or better
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We ship your order within 2–3 business days for USA deliveries and 5–8 business days for international shipments. Once your package has been dispatched from our warehouse, you'll receive an email confirmation with a tracking number, allowing you to track the status of your delivery.
Returns
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We provide a 2-year limited warranty, from the date of purchase for all our products.
If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
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