Title
Dirty
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
I Met Him At The Candy Store. He Turned Around And Smiled At Me And I Was Surprised Enough To Smile Back. This Was Not A Children'S Candy Store, Mind Youthis Was The Kind Of Place You Went To Buy Expensive Imported Chocolate Truffles For Your Boss'S Wife Because You Felt Guilty For Having Sex With Him When You Were Both At A Conference In Milwaukee. Hypothetically Speaking, Of Course.I'Ve Been Hit On Plenty Of Times, Mostly By Men With Little Finesse Who Thought What Was Between Their Legs Made Up For What They Lacked Between Their Ears. Sometimes I Went Home With Them Anyway, Just Because It Felt Good To Want And Be Wanted, Even If It Was Mostly Fake.The Problem With Wanting Is That It'S Like Pouring Water Into A Vase Full Of Stones. It Fills You Up Before You Know It, Leaving No Room For Anything Else. I Don'T Apologize For Who I Am Or What I'Ve Done Inor Outof Bed. I Have My Job, My House And My Life, And For A Long Time I Haven'T Wanted Anything Else.Until Dan. Until Now.
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increased use of more sustainable fibers to the use of more
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efficient waste management in our value chain.
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping
We ship your order within 2–3 business days for USA deliveries and 5–8 business days for international shipments. Once your package has been dispatched from our warehouse, you'll receive an email confirmation with a tracking number, allowing you to track the status of your delivery.
Returns
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Warranty
We provide a 2-year limited warranty, from the date of purchase for all our products.
If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
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