Title
Disappointing Affirmations
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
Usa Today Bestsellerfrom The Wildly Popular Instagram Account, Disappointing Affirmations Hilariously Counters The Culture Of Relentless Toxic Positivity With A Realistic Take On A Disappointing World Where Failure Is Always An Option, But Thats Okay.Pairing Lovely Vacation Photos Taken By The Author Himself With Sayings That Are Amusingly Selfcritical, Encouraging, Disillusioned, Or All Three At Once, Tarnowski Points To Feelings Commonly Unacknowledged Or Hidden And Spotlights Them With Humor, Wit, And Empathy. You Can Do It! But You Probably Wont. But Also: Be Kind To Yourself, Asshole. Transforming And Reenvisioning The Material For Print While Adding Tons Of New Work, This Is The Funnybecauseitstrue, Sneaky Selfhelp Gift Book For Anyone Who Isnt Happy All The Time And Doesnt Feel Seen In The Whole Positive Mental Attitude Culture. Unfollow Your Dreams!Like A Nondisappointing Gift With Purchase, The Book'S Jacket Folds Out Into A Motivational Poster, Suitable For Display Anywhere Disappointment May Strike.It Really Is Okay To Not Be Okay: People Say, Its Okay To Not Be Okay, But Then It Feels Like They Need You To Be Okay. This Subversively Funny Book Is The Perfect Way To Remind Ourselves, Or Anyone Who Needs It, That It'S Better To Deal With Our Feelings Honestly Than Fall Into The Positive Vibes Only Selfhelp Trap.Comedy For A New Era: Wellness Has Been Slowly Taking A Darker Turn In Popular Culture, And Comedy Is No Exception. From Inside By Bo Burnham To The Absurdity Of Tv Giant Succession, Audiences Are Drawn To Media That Embraces Discomfort Rather Than Drowning It Out. Disappointing Affirmations May Not Look Very Comforting, But Not All Selfcare Comes In The Form Of Warm Hugs And Sunrise Yoga.For Humor Book Fans: Seeking A Gift For The Antioptimist In Your Life? This One Fits The Bill For Fans Of Satirical Doom Classics And Selfhelp Antidotes Such As All My Friends Are Dead, Am I Overthinking This?, The Worst Case Scenario Series, And The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A F*Ck.Theres More: See Also The Accompanying Stationery And Gift Items, Including Disappointing Affirmations Wall Calendar, Disappointing Affirmations Pencils, Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards, Disappointing Affirmations Sticker Book, And Disappointing Affirmations: The Game. You Wont Be Disappointed.Perfect For: College Grads, People Entering The Workforce, People Who Wish They Hadnt Entered The Workforce Fans Of The @Disappointingaffirmations Instagram Account Anyone Who Isn'T Always Cheerful And Doesn'T Feel Seen Fans Of Satire And Sarcastic Humor Anyone Feeling Burnout, Empathy Fatigue, Positivity Fatigue, Or Fatigue In General
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping
We ship your order within 2–3 business days for USA deliveries and 5–8 business days for international shipments. Once your package has been dispatched from our warehouse, you'll receive an email confirmation with a tracking number, allowing you to track the status of your delivery.
Returns
To facilitate a smooth return process, a Return Authorization (RA) Number is required for all returns. Returns without a valid RA number will be declined and may incur additional fees. You can request an RA number within 15 days of the original delivery date. For more details, please refer to our Return & Refund Policy page.
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We provide a 2-year limited warranty, from the date of purchase for all our products.
If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
Warranty
We provide a 2-year limited warranty, from the date of purchase for all our products.
If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
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We accept payments with :
Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Paypal, Shopify Payments, Shop Pay and more.