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Disappointing Affirmations Deck: 52 Affirmation Cards
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National bestselling author Dave Tarnowski, the visionary behind the 2.4million+ follower @DisappointingAffirmations Instagram account, presents a lifechanging* deck of hilariously realistic affirmation cards that offer guidance and sympathetic wisdom for a disappointing world.*your results may varyToxic positivity is a drag. Failure is always an option. Use these affirmation cards to find cleareyed, realistic inspiration and motivation to cut through the bullshit, get things done, or dont. Select a card daily, weekly, or momentbymoment as the need arises, for such guidance as: You will get through this, I promise you. / You dont really have a choice. You are good enough. / Not the best, but youll do. Wherever you go, there you are. / The same bundle of neuroses, just in a different location. Need a break but cant get away? / Go on a spiral. Move the fuck on already.Why do something today when you can make it future yous problem? Maybe you need to accept yourself for the hot mess that you are? Or hear that the bare minimum is sometimes good enough? These cards are here to help.WORDS OF WISDOM: Curated to serve as weekly, daily, or momentbymoment affirmations as needed, these expectationsetting cards acknowledge the sometimeshidden feelings we all have and make light of a disappointing world. Each card offers a way forward, a way of seeing things for what they are, or permission to sit this one out. Have a panic attack. Youve earned it.IT REALLY IS OKAY TO NOT BE OKAY: People say, Its okay to not be okay, but then it feels like they need you to be okay. This subversively funny affirmation card deck is the perfect way to remind ourselves, or anyone who needs it, that its better to deal with our feelings honestly than fall into the positive vibes only selfhelp trap.PORTABLE ADVICE AND CONSOLATION: Take them anywhere you feel like you might be disappointed: Work. School. Family gatherings. Class reunions. Camping trips. To the beach. On a date. Everywhere!HIGHQUALITY GIFT PACKAGE: Printed on sturdy card stock with a luxe matte finish and rounded corners, these durable cards come in a giftable lifttop box.WAIT, THERES MORE! See also the original, national bestselling Disappointing Affirmations and followup Sorry in advance for making things weird. books and accompanying stationery and gift items, including Disappointing AffirmationsPencils, Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards, Disappointing AffirmationsSticker Book, and Disappointing Affirmations: The Game. You wont be disappointed.Perfect for: College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadnt entered the workforce Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account Anyone who isnt always cheerful and doesnt feel seen Fans of satire and sarcastic humor Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general
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