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Drunk on a Boat: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise,Used
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What would you do if your ex got abducted?Remember, they?e an ex for a reason. So let? assume you hate them from the depths of your soul.Line up the tequila shots, right?Not your problem?Now stay with me for a second. What if you were the ONLY person who could save their life? Then would you save them? We are talking about another human beings life, after all.Now, imagine you have seven million dollars in your bank account. Sweet, right?It? seven million dollars or your exs life.This is a judgmentfree zone. Be honest. Youd keep the seven million dollars. Am I right?Yeah, me too.So, I? Drunk.I hate my ex.And I have seven million dollars in my bank account.You do the math.My buddy Al and I are back once again for another Caribbean flavored misadventure. There? more action, more adventure, more profanity, and more asskicking.Rated R for language, crude humor, and sexual innuendos. Rated A+ for entertainment value.**Word to the wise...while this story can stand on its own two feet, itll make more sense if you start with my first story, Drunk on a Plane.
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- Q: How many pages does this book have? A: This book has three hundred fifty pages. It provides a detailed narrative filled with action and humor.
- Q: What is the binding type of this book? A: The binding type is paperback. This makes it lightweight and easy to handle.
- Q: What are the dimensions of this book? A: The dimensions are five point twenty-five inches in length, zero point eighty-eight inches in width, and eight inches in height. This size is standard for paperback novels.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: The author is Zane Mitchell. He is known for his engaging storytelling and humor.
- Q: What genre does this book belong to? A: This book belongs to the Sea Stories genre. It offers a mix of adventure and comedy.
- Q: Is this book suitable for young readers? A: No, this book is rated R. It contains adult themes, profanity, and mature content.
- Q: Can I read this book as a standalone? A: Yes, you can read it as a standalone. However, the story may have deeper meaning if you read the first book, Drunk on a Plane.
- Q: What themes are explored in this book? A: This book explores themes of revenge, romantic regrets, and personal growth through humor and adventure.
- Q: Is this book part of a series? A: Yes, it is part of a series. It follows the misadventures of the same characters from the previous book.
- Q: What is the target audience for this book? A: The target audience is adults due to its content. It is meant for readers who enjoy humorous and adventurous stories.
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