Dry: A Memoir,New

From The Bestselling Author Of Running With Scissors Comes Drythe Hilarious, Moving, And No Less Bizarre Account Of What Happened Next.You May Not Know It, But Youve Met Augusten Burroughs. Youve Seen Him On The Street, In Bars, On The Subway, At Restaurants: A Twentysomething Guy, Nice Suit, Works In Advertising. Regular. Ordinary. But When The Ordinary Person Had To Drinks, Augusten Was Circling The Drain By Having Twelve; When The Ordinary Person Went Home At Midnight, Augusten Never Went Home At All. Loud, Distracting Ties, Automated Wakeup Calls, And Cologne On The Tongue Could Only Hide So Much For So Long. At The Request (Well, It Wasnt Really A Request) Of His Employers, Augusten Landed In Rehab, Where His Dreams Of Group Therapy With Robert Downey, Jr., Are Immediately Dashed By The Grim Reality Of Fluorescent Lighting And Paper Hospital Slippers. But When Augusten Is Forced To Examine Himself, Something Actually Starts To Click, And Thats When He Finds Himself In The Worst Trouble Of All. Because When His Thirty Days Are Up, He Has To Return To His Same Drunken Manhattan Lifeand Live It Sober. What Follows Is A Memoir Thats As Moving As It Is Funny, As Heartbreaking As It Is Real. Dry Is The Story Of Love, Loss, And Starbucks As A Higher Power.