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Duck Duck Wally: A Novel,Used
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GET SHORTY MEETS THE BIG LEBOWSKI IN THIS ROLLICKING MODERN COMEDY BY A CLEVER AND HILARIOUS NEWCOMER.Meet Wally Moscowitz. His day job is top secret. As ghostwriter for Oral B, the most famous gangsta rapper in the world, Wally is the real mastermind behind GodzIlla Records' bestselling artist, and the bestkept secret in the Industry. But if word gets out about Wally's true profession, GodzIlla's kajilliondollar rap empire will be sunk, and Wally will be dead meat.When Wally comes home one particularly bizarre afternoon to find a ransom note and his best friend and dog, Dr. Barry Schwartzman, missing, Wally goes to great lengths to stop the dognappers while keeping the big secret under wraps. He must, if he wants to walk away with his job, not to mention his life, intact.The hunt for Dr. Schwartzman and the blackmailing thug who is trying to reveal hiphop's biggest conspiracy becomes a wildgoose chase in which everyone becomes a suspect: Sue Schadenfreude, Wally's girlfriend, who makes a pretty penny massaging Barbra Streisand's papillon, Yenta; Pardeep Vishvatma, Wally's neighbor, who keeps a watchful eye on all the suspicious characters lurking about the hood; Jerry Silver, Wally's slickrick, selfstyled superagent; Abraham "Dandy" Lyons, Wally's boss and GodzIlla's CEObadass with Suge Knight's street cred and Tony Soprano's "friends"; Jem, the fiery, achingly familiar vixen who steals Wally's heart; Yo Yo Pa and Teddy Bizzle, Oral B's entourage; and the mysterious mob crew: Fivetwo Lou, Sixseven Kevin, and Balsamic Vinny, who show up when Wally needs them most.Duck Duck Wally is a hilarious romp through the absurdities of Los Angeles, the bombastic details of hiphop culture, and a day in the life of what was supposed to be the painfully ordinary existence of Wally Moscowitz.
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