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Everyone In This Room Will Someday Be Dead: A Novel
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In This Fun, Pageturner Of A Novel (Sarah Haywood, New York Times Bestselling Author) Thats Perfect For Fans Of Mostly Dead Things And Goodbye, Vitamin, A Morbidly Anxious Young Woman Stumbles Into A Job As A Receptionist At A Catholic Church And Soon Finds Herself Obsessed With Her Predecessors Mysterious Death.Gilda, A Twentysomething, Atheist, Animalloving Lesbian, Cannot Stop Ruminating About Death. Desperate For Relief From Her Panicky Mind And Alienated From Her Repressive Family, She Responds To A Flyer For Free Therapy At A Local Catholic Church, And Finds Herself Being Greeted By Father Jeff, Who Assumes Shes There For A Job Interview. Too Embarrassed To Correct Him, Gilda Is Abruptly Hired To Replace The Recently Deceased Receptionist Grace.In Between Trying To Memorize The Lines To Catholic Mass, Hiding The Fact That She Has A New Girlfriend, And Erecting A Dirty Dish Tower In Her Crumbling Apartment, Gilda Strikes Up An Email Correspondence With Graces Old Friend. She Cant Bear To Ignore The Kindly Old Woman Who Has Been Trying To Reach Her Friend Through The Church Inbox, But She Also Cant Bring Herself To Break The Bad News. Desperate, She Begins Impersonating Grace Via Email. But When The Police Discover Suspicious Circumstances Surrounding Graces Death, Gilda May Have To Finally Reveal The Truth Of Her Mortifying Existence.With A Kindhearted Heroine We All Need Right Now (Courtney Maum, New York Times Bestselling Author), Everyone In This Room Will Someday Be Dead Is A Crackling And Delightfully Weird Reminder That We Will One Day Turn To Dust And That Yes, This Is Depressing, But Its Also What Makes Life Beautiful (Jean Kyoung Frazier, Author Of Pizza Girl).
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the plot of 'Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead'? A: The novel follows Gilda, a young woman who becomes a receptionist at a Catholic church after her predecessor's mysterious death. As she navigates her new job, she grapples with her anxiety about death, a new relationship, and the consequences of impersonating her deceased colleague.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: The book is written by Emily Austin.
- Q: What genre does this novel belong to? A: This novel is categorized as Humorous Fiction.
- Q: How many pages does the book have? A: The book contains 256 pages.
- Q: What is the book's publication date? A: The book was published on July 6, 2021.
- Q: What type of binding does this book have? A: The book is available in hardcover binding.
- Q: Is this book suitable for fans of specific authors or novels? A: Yes, it is recommended for fans of authors like Sarah Haywood and novels such as 'Mostly Dead Things' and 'Goodbye, Vitamin'.
- Q: What themes are explored in this novel? A: The book explores themes of anxiety, mortality, family dynamics, and the search for connection.
- Q: What is the condition of the book being sold? A: The item is listed in 'Good' condition.
- Q: Are there any notable reviews or endorsements for this book? A: Yes, it has received positive remarks from authors like Courtney Maum and Jean Kyoung Frazier, highlighting its unique perspective on life and death.