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Everybody lies. If they say they dont, theyre lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our evolutionary survival, so the question isnt whether to lie, its how. Excuses and Lies for All Occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocketsized prompter, youll never contemplate the honest route again! Chapters range from SelfDeceptions to Behaving Badly Over 501 excuses and lies to choose from Hardcover; 3.25 x 5.5 inches; 112 pages Written by Knock Knock
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I got this book thinking it’d have a ton of unique zingers. While there are some funny lines, a few feel reused. It’s still a decent read for casual fun, just don’t expect a ton of variety.
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Lily Chen
Perfect for Social Gatherings
This book is a fantastic conversation starter! I’ve used several lines at parties, and they always get a good laugh. The humor fits a variety of occasions, making it a go-to book for my group.
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Aaliyah Smith
A Fun Gift for My Friends
I bought 'Excuses and Lies for All Occasions' as a gag gift for a friend’s birthday. The humor is on point, and it’s made for great laughs during our get-togethers. Definitely recommend it if you want something light-hearted!
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Fatima Ali
A Light-hearted Read!
I picked up this book to lighten the mood during our game nights, and it delivered! The lines are silly yet relatable, perfect for breaking the ice. I’m glad to have it on my shelf!
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David Johnson
Not What I Expected
Honestly, I thought the book would be filled with clever excuses rather than just playful lies. Some parts were funny, but a lot felt forced. I’ll keep it for the occasional laugh, but it wasn’t a hit for me.
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