Excuses and Lies for All Occasions (Lines For All Occasions)

Excuses and Lies for All Occasions (Lines For All Occasions)

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Brand: Knock Knock
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Everybody lies. If they say they dont, theyre lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our evolutionary survival, so the question isnt whether to lie, its how. Excuses and Lies for All Occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocketsized prompter, youll never contemplate the honest route again! Chapters range from SelfDeceptions to Behaving Badly Over 501 excuses and lies to choose from Hardcover; 3.25 x 5.5 inches; 112 pages Written by Knock Knock

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