Title
Fartsy Claus,Used
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
On Christmas Eve when the traditional treat of milk and cookies is nowhere to be found, Santa helps himself to a large portion of franks and beans with alarming results. That's right. Santa Claus is now Fartsy Claus. What to do? Channel your inner sixyearold boy and conjure up every gassy pun or joke you can and you will have caught a whiff of this fragrant tale.Ages 3 7
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We ship your order within 2–3 business days for USA deliveries and 5–8 business days for international shipments. Once your package has been dispatched from our warehouse, you'll receive an email confirmation with a tracking number, allowing you to track the status of your delivery.
Returns
To facilitate a smooth return process, a Return Authorization (RA) Number is required for all returns. Returns without a valid RA number will be declined and may incur additional fees. You can request an RA number within 15 days of the original delivery date. For more details, please refer to our Return & Refund Policy page.
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We provide a 2-year limited warranty, from the date of purchase for all our products.
If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What age group is 'Fartsy Claus' suitable for? A: 'Fartsy Claus' is recommended for children aged 3 to 7 years old.
- Q: What is the main theme of 'Fartsy Claus'? A: The book humorously explores what happens when Santa Claus opts for a meal of franks and beans instead of the traditional milk and cookies, leading to a series of funny situations.
- Q: How many pages does 'Fartsy Claus' have? A: 'Fartsy Claus' contains 32 pages.
- Q: Is 'Fartsy Claus' a hardcover book? A: Yes, 'Fartsy Claus' is a hardcover book.
- Q: Who is the author of 'Fartsy Claus'? A: The author of 'Fartsy Claus' is Mitch Chivus.
- Q: When was 'Fartsy Claus' published? A: 'Fartsy Claus' was published on September 25, 2007.
- Q: Does 'Fartsy Claus' include illustrations? A: While the product details do not specify, children's books like 'Fartsy Claus' typically feature illustrations to engage young readers.
- Q: What genre does 'Fartsy Claus' belong to? A: 'Fartsy Claus' is categorized under 'Stories In Verse', making it a poetic children's story.
- Q: What is the condition of the book? A: 'Fartsy Claus' is listed as 'New', indicating it is in pristine condition.
- Q: Can 'Fartsy Claus' be used for educational purposes? A: 'Fartsy Claus' can be a fun tool for teaching young children about humor, storytelling, and the joy of reading.