Title
Featherless, Woozy,Used
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
Product Description Delve deeply into the jungles of Africa with hero Mike Huffingbergstromwellishpopperdy as he catapults from one perilous catapult to another. Soar the vast expanse of outer space, but make sure you register with NASA's frequent flier program first, lest you miss credit for the mileage. Explore the infinity of your psyche and reveal the subtle differences between an umlaut and a circumflex. When you're done all that, sit down, read. Laugh. It's the best medicine. Unless you have a hernia, in which case, it hurts like the Dickens. (Was Charles Dickens some kind of bully? If so, he should've tattooed his knuckles with 'Best' and 'Worst.') Featherless, Woozy is a compliation of printed words. If you investigate further, you'll discover short stories, a play, poetry, anecdotes, skits, blogs, essays, and scented bath soaps. About the Author Jim Becker is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in tinfoil and decorated with a sprig of parsley. He learned to write when he was very young, took his sweet time learning to type, and hasn't evolved technologically enough to use voice transcription software. He grew up (loosely speaking) in a Philadelphia suburb, schooled in Savannah, and currently resides near Nashville, Tennessee with his wife and three sons, all of whom deserve better than whatever ridicule they endure for being so easily (and genetically) related. Abiding by the wisdom of the old proverb, Jim has eaten one elephant at a time.
By changing our most important processes and
products, we have already made a big leap forward. This ranges from the
increased use of more sustainable fibers to the use of more
environmentally friendly printing processes to the development of
efficient waste management in our value chain.
⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):
This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
We ship your order within 2–3 business days for USA deliveries and 5–8 business days for international shipments. Once your package has been dispatched from our warehouse, you'll receive an email confirmation with a tracking number, allowing you to track the status of your delivery.
Returns
To facilitate a smooth return process, a Return Authorization (RA) Number is required for all returns. Returns without a valid RA number will be declined and may incur additional fees. You can request an RA number within 15 days of the original delivery date. For more details, please refer to our Return & Refund Policy page.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
We ship your order within 2–3 business days for USA deliveries and 5–8 business days for international shipments. Once your package has been dispatched from our warehouse, you'll receive an email confirmation with a tracking number, allowing you to track the status of your delivery.
Returns
To facilitate a smooth return process, a Return Authorization (RA) Number is required for all returns. Returns without a valid RA number will be declined and may incur additional fees. You can request an RA number within 15 days of the original delivery date. For more details, please refer to our Return & Refund Policy page.
Warranty
We provide a 2-year limited warranty, from the date of purchase for all our products.
If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
Warranty
We provide a 2-year limited warranty, from the date of purchase for all our products.
If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
Secure Payment
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We accept payments with :
Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Paypal, Shopify Payments, Shop Pay and more.
Secure Payment
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.
We accept payments with :
Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Paypal, Shopify Payments, Shop Pay and more.