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Fuck, Now There Are Two Of You (Go The Fuck To Sleep #3) (Go The F To Sleep),New
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The third installment in Adam Mansbach's international bestselling Go the Fuck to Sleep series addresses, with radical honesty, the family implosion that occurs when a second child arrives?If you?re a fan of both Larry David and profane children?s book parodies, don?t even try to curb your f*cking enthusiasm.? Kirkus ReviewsAdam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting?s primal struggles in Go the Fuck to Sleep and You Have to Fucking Eatthe oftenimitated, neverduplicated pair of New York Times best sellers that ushered in a new era of radical honesty in humor books for parents. But what could possibly be left?Parentsnew, old, expectant, and grandof multiple children already knew the answer. Adam discovered it for himself by having two more kids, less than two years apart.Fuck, Now There Are Two of You is a loving monologue about the new addition to the family, addressed to a big sibling and shot through with Adam?s trademark profane truthtelling. Gorgeously illustrated and chockfull of unspoken sentiments channeled directly from the brains of parents worldwide, Fuck, Now There Are Two of You articulates all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, mathdefying fact that two is a million more kids than one.As you probably know by now, you shouldn?t read it to a child. Full color illustrations throughout
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