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How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man,New
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Do you find yourself yelling at the TV? Are you incapable of reading instruction manuals? If so, you?re at risk of developing crotchety old manitis, and this is the book for you.We all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he?s your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husbandor, though you?d never admit it, even you! Author Mary McHugh?s 250 hilarious truths, illustrated by Adrienne Hartman, are a lighthearted razz of the grumpy old man in our lives. You know the one: he salts everything automatically before tasting it, he thinks he?s the best driver to ever grace pavement, and he still hasn?t learned how to empty the dishwasher. Big on fun and filled with hilarious insights, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man is a perfect Father?s Day, birthday, or holiday gift for any man who wants to ensure he doesn?t slip into the crotchety zone.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the main theme of 'How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man'? A: The main theme of the book is to provide humorous insights and advice on how to avoid becoming a grumpy or crotchety old man, using relatable anecdotes and lighthearted truths.
- Q: Who is the author of the book? A: The author of 'How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man' is Mary McHugh.
- Q: What is the length of the book? A: The book has a total length of 144 pages.
- Q: What type of binding does this book have? A: This book is available in paperback binding.
- Q: When was 'How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man' published? A: The book was published on March 17, 2009.
- Q: What are the dimensions of the book? A: The book measures approximately 3.5 inches by 0.75 inches by 3.75 inches.
- Q: Is the book new or used? A: The book is brand new, though it may show minor signs of shelf wear.
- Q: What audience is this book intended for? A: This book is intended for men, particularly those who may be at risk of becoming grumpy or crotchety, making it a thoughtful gift for occasions like Father's Day or birthdays.
- Q: Are there illustrations in the book? A: Yes, the book includes illustrations by Adrienne Hartman that complement the humorous content.
- Q: What is the ISBN of 'How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man'? A: The ISBN-13 for the book is 978-0740781551.