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How to Become an Intellectual: 100 Mandatory Maxims to Metamorphose into the Most Learned of Thinkers,Used
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A Capacious and Quintessential GuideMaxims:#1: Carry a Scholarly Book (at All Times)#12: Know Your Manet from Your Monet#14: Be Proficient in at Least One Classical Instrument#64: Learn to Recite RomanticEra Poetry on CueIf you think you need a PhD in Greek and Roman philosophy from an Ivy League school to call yourself an intellectual, reconsider your supposition. While you may envy the initials that follow distinguished names of professors and the intellectual elite, it's not the mortar board and scholarly robes you needit's the obscure esoterica. In this primer, you'll learn to walk the talk of the intelligentsia, leaving simpletons and pseudointellectuals in your dust.Inside How to Become an Intellectual, you will find the prodigious truths every selfrespecting learned person lives by. This code of scholarly behavior allows aspiring highbrows like yourself to educate their unfortunate lessers, amaze their Mensa friends, and impress their fellow wise peopleone distinguished bon mot at a time!
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