Title
How to Fake Your Own Death: Inappropriate, outrageously funny joke notebook disguised as a real 6x9 paperback fool your friend,Used
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
How to Fake Your Own Death:Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows.Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends or coworkers by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal.Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus.Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or just because. The look on the recipients face will be priceless!Imagine your inlaws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table.From the blurb:Are you facing a hefty prison sentence? Are you in serious financial trouble? Maybe there are other reasons you might think that youre better off dead. In this book, we explore 50 different ways in which you can make the whole world think that you have fallen off the edge of it.We use real world examples including:John Darwin the former British teacher who reappeared 5 years after a canoeing accidentDavid Friendland a former New Jersey senator who died after a tragic scuba diving accidentOther topics include escape methods, priming family members to join you in your new life and how to maximise your insurance pay out post mortemFeatures: Size: 6 x 9 inch Paper: Collegeruled on white paper Pages: 150 high quality pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls Hand designed, Unique gift.Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 150 page 6x9 ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.
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