Title
How To Massage Your Cat-new
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
Back By Popular Demand, Here Is The Bestselling, Maniacally Hilarious Howto Guide For Cat Owners, Once Described By The Village Voice As 'The Best, Funniest, Most Inspiring' Gift Book Of Its Day. First Published In 1985, This Unique Volume Sold Over 50,000 Copies In Only Six Months And Has Been Translated Into Five Languages, Breaking New Ground And Paving The Way For The Worldwide Cat Humor Trend That Followed. Author And Illustrator Alice M. Brock Former Owner And Chef Of The Worldfamous Alices Restaurant, Immortalized Both In Arlo Guthries Song And A Film By The Same Name Concocted A Brisk Workout For Cat And Owner Alike. Ideally Intended To Loosen Your Cats Muscles And Caress Its Worries Away, The Book Advises You To Approach Your Cat Quietly With Palms 'Up And Open.' Beginning At The Rear, Work Your Way Around The Cat Using A 'Vigorous Kneading Motion.' Then, Rub, Press, Twist, And Tug Your Cat Into A State Of Complete Relaxation. We Are Assured That A Wellmassaged Cat May Remain In A State Of Prolonged Calm 'For Some Time.' Instructions Are Accompanied By 27 Charming Color Illustrations, Which Are Sure To Inspire A Mischievous Chuckle In Both Friends And Foes Of Felines Everywhere.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the main purpose of 'How to Massage Your Cat'? A: The book provides a humorous and instructional guide for cat owners on how to massage their cats, promoting relaxation and bonding.
- Q: Who is the author of 'How to Massage Your Cat'? A: The author is Alice M. Brock, known for her unique approach to cat care and as the former owner of Alice's Restaurant.
- Q: How many pages does the book have? A: The book contains 32 pages, featuring both text and illustrations.
- Q: What age group is this book suitable for? A: This book is suitable for adult cat owners and can be enjoyed by anyone interested in pet care and humor.
- Q: Are there illustrations in the book? A: Yes, the book includes 27 charming color illustrations that accompany the instructions and enhance the reading experience.
- Q: Is 'How to Massage Your Cat' a good gift for cat lovers? A: Yes, it is often described as a funny and inspiring gift for cat owners and lovers, making it a popular choice.
- Q: When was 'How to Massage Your Cat' first published? A: The book was first published in 1985 and has been re-released in 1992.
- Q: What condition is the book in when purchased? A: The item condition is listed as 'Very Good', indicating it is well-preserved and suitable for reading.
- Q: What type of binding does the book have? A: The book is available in hardcover binding, ensuring durability and a quality feel.
- Q: Can this book be beneficial for my cat? A: Yes, the techniques suggested in the book aim to help relax your cat and improve the bond between you and your pet.