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How To Quinoa: Life Lessons From My Imaginary Welldressed Daughter
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MEET QUINOA!She's the fearless and fashionforward toddler taking over the world one elaborate play date at a time. From designer duds to posh friends to even the most avantgarde snack foods, Quinoa is setting trends and taking names. (In fact, see her list of approved baby names inside.) She's got more cool factor than the Kardashian, JoliePitt, and Paltrow offspring combined. Oh yeah . . . she's also imaginary.Based on the wildly popular Pinterest board, My Imaginary WellDressed Toddler Daughter, How to Quinoa will take you on a tour of high fashion hilarity with snapshots and stories from the life of the world's most influential toddler, plus tips and best practices to transform your own life and wardrobe from snore to roar. Quinoa will show you how to do everything from raising a superior child to securing a compatible BFF. And from finding your own path to designer happiness to practicing ontrend hobbies like drinking flavored lemonades from mason jars. So, ask yourself this: Are you ready to Quinoa?
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