How To Speak Zombie: A Guide For The Living

How To Speak Zombie: A Guide For The Living

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In a world overtaken by zombies, the only hope for survival lies in learning the language of the undead. How to Speak Zombie demonstrates how to blend in and avoid being eaten while carrying on with everyday activities like ordering a latte from a zombarista and shopping at a zombieinfested mall. This essential guide features an electronic sound module that demonstrates proper zombie pronunciation ('RAHHHhh!'), helpful text that explores the customs and etiquette of the zombie world, and detailed illustrations that show the undead doing everything from pumping iron to dancing the night away. Deeply informative, this handbook also includes an allpurpose BRAINS button that can be used in any situation, deadly or otherwise.

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