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I Am Better Than Your Kids,Used
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From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness comes I Am Better Than Your Kids, an ingenious critique of childrens artwork squeezed from the teats of Maddoxs talented fingers. Finally a book that cuts those smug little monsters down to size. If you think children are precious snowflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every letter to Santa your child gives you, then this book is not for you. If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from your kids childhood, then you are a sucker.Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his popular site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996 (which receives over 1 million unique visitors per month), is here to tell you how your kids are inferior, and why it matters. Based on his most popular feature on his website, I Am Better Than Your Kids, and featuring 99 percent exclusive new content, Maddox tells it like it is by saying what were all thinking when we see a childs art.For the first time in published form, Maddox has included his own childhood drawings for criticism. Dont think he can draw better than your kids? Judge for yourself. From subpar valentines, homemade "gifts," to crafts and even pictures of children, no aspect of juvenile production is spared! Why reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? You are in Maddoxs world now, and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the worlds foremost authority on childrens crappy artwork.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is 'I Am Better Than Your Kids' about? A: 'I Am Better Than Your Kids' is a humorous critique of children's artwork by Maddox, the author known for his essays on TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com. The book challenges the notion that all children's creations are precious, offering a comedic perspective on why some of these works deserve criticism.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: The author of 'I Am Better Than Your Kids' is Maddox, a bestselling writer recognized for his humor and critical essays.
- Q: What is the publication date of this book? A: 'I Am Better Than Your Kids' was published on November 1, 2011.
- Q: What format is 'I Am Better Than Your Kids' available in? A: This book is available in hardcover format.
- Q: How many pages does the book contain? A: 'I Am Better Than Your Kids' consists of 320 pages.
- Q: Is this book suitable for all ages? A: The book's humor and critique may not be suitable for all ages, particularly young children or sensitive readers, as it challenges the positive perception of children's artwork.
- Q: What kind of content can I expect in this book? A: The book features a mix of critical commentary on children's art and includes some of Maddox's own childhood drawings for readers to judge.
- Q: Is this book a new release? A: Yes, 'I Am Better Than Your Kids' is a new book in terms of its first edition release.
- Q: What genre does this book fall under? A: 'I Am Better Than Your Kids' falls under the genre of humor, specifically focusing on parenting and children's art.
- Q: Are there any illustrations in the book? A: Yes, the book includes illustrations, as it features Maddox's childhood drawings alongside critiques of children's artwork.