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I Am Not A Vampire (Anymore)
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Being A Teenager BitesLiterally. When A Classmate Develops A Thirst For Blood, One Girl Must Confront Her Secret Supernatural Past Before Things Turn Deadly. Fans Counting Down The Days To The Buffy The Vampire Reboot Will Sink Their Teeth Into This Dark And Hilarious Ya Debut.Her Past Is Back For Blood.My Goals For Senior Year Were Simple:Find A Prom Dress I DonT Hate Spend As Much Time As Possible With My Amazing Boyfriend Max (And My Even More Amazing Best Friend Sarita) Maybe Try Not To Flunk History Classmy Plans Did Not Include:Babysitting A Newborn VampireWho Also Happens To Be MaxS Annoying (And Annoyingly Cute) Buddy Ezra Fighting Off My ExBoyfriendWho Did I Mention Is Immortal? And Generally Worrying About Death And Blood And Mayhemturning Human Was Supposed To Mean Finally Getting A Second Chance At A Normal Life. But Ever Since Moving To Sunrise Harbor, Florida, Nothing Has Been Normal. WhatS Worse Is I Actually Made Friends Here. And When My Dark Past Threatens To Take It All Away, Well, Being Mortal Totally Sucks.AwardWinning Author Darcy Miller Makes Her Ya Debut In This WiseCracking And Witty Entry That Brings New Blood To Your Favorite Vampire Tropes.
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