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I Could Pee On This: And Other Poems By Cats (Gifts For Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books For Cat Lovers)
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The Internationally Bestselling Book Of Tongueincheek Poetry That Set Off A Trend Of Feline Funniness!Animal Lovers Will Laugh Out Loud At The Quirkiness Of Their Feline Friends With These Insightful And Curious Poems From The Singular Minds Of Funny Cats.The Author Of The Internationally Syndicated Comic Strip Sally Forth Helps Cats Unlock Their Creative Potential And Explain Their Odd Behavior To Ignorant Humans. With Titles Like Who Is That On Your Lap?, This Is My Chair, Kneel Before Me, Nudge, And Some Of My Best Friends Are Dogs, The Poems Collected In I Could Pee On This Perfectly Capture The Inner Workings Of The Cat Psyche.With Photos Of The Cat Authors Throughout, This Whimsical Poetry Book Reveals Kitties At Their Wackiest And Most Exasperating (But Always Lovable).Ideal Cat Gift For Cat Lovers: For That Crazy Cat Lady Or Cat Mom/Dad In Your Life, This Collection Of Poems Makes For The Perfect Catthemed Gift For Anyone Who'S Obsessed With Their Pet.Comic Gems For Adults: The Sublimely Funny Jokes Within These Poems Will Appeal To Men And Women Of All Ages But Some Of The Kitty Authors' Language May Be A Bit Salty For Kids.Mini Coffee Table Book: Enchant Visitors With This Handheld Volume Of The Best Cat Poetry Sure To Delight Book Lovers And Humor Enthusiasts Alike.Perfect For: Cat Ladies, Cat Gentlemen, And Anyone Who Aspires To Visit Catcon One Day Fans Of Dad Jokes, Shel Silverstein Books And Other Funny Poem Writers, And Bad Kitty Behavior In General Goto Gift For Birthday, Holiday, Anniversary, Mother'S Day For Cat Moms, Father'S Day For Cat Dads, Or Pet Adoption Congratulations
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- Q: How many pages does the book have? A: The book has one hundred twelve pages. This makes it a compact and engaging read for cat lovers.
- Q: What type of binding does this book have? A: The book is hardcover bound. This ensures durability and makes it an excellent gift option.
- Q: Who is the author of 'I Could Pee on This'? A: The author is Francesco Marciuliano. He is known for his humorous take on cat behavior through poetry.
- Q: What are the dimensions of the book? A: The book measures five inches in length, zero point seventy-five inches in width, and six point twenty-six inches in height. This size makes it easy to handle and display.
- Q: Is this book suitable for children? A: No, some of the language may be a bit salty for kids. It's primarily aimed at adults who appreciate humor related to cats.
- Q: What themes are explored in the poems? A: The poems explore the quirky behaviors and thoughts of cats. They provide humorous insights into the cat psyche, making it entertaining for cat lovers.
- Q: How should I care for the book? A: To keep the book in good condition, store it in a cool, dry place. Avoid exposure to direct sunlight to prevent fading.
- Q: Can I gift this book for occasions other than birthdays? A: Yes, this book makes an excellent gift for various occasions, including holidays, anniversaries, Mother's Day, and Father's Day.
- Q: Is this book appropriate for cat lovers of all ages? A: Yes, while the humor is aimed at adults, cat lovers of all ages can enjoy the illustrations and themes.
- Q: What if the book arrives damaged? A: If the book arrives damaged, you should contact the seller for a return or replacement. Most sellers have customer service to assist with such issues.
- Q: Does this book include illustrations? A: Yes, the book features photos of the cat 'authors' throughout. These images add a whimsical touch to the poetry.
- Q: Is this book part of a series? A: No, 'I Could Pee on This' is a standalone collection. However, it fits well within the genre of humorous pet literature.
- Q: What kind of humor can I expect in the book? A: The humor is tongue-in-cheek and often playful, showcasing the odd behaviors of cats in a relatable way.
- Q: Where can I purchase this book? A: You can purchase this book from various online retailers, including major bookstores and e-commerce platforms.
- Q: Is there a specific audience this book targets? A: Yes, it targets cat enthusiasts, including those who enjoy dad jokes and humorous poetry about pets.