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I Hate to Be Rude, But . . .: Simon Cowell's Book of Nasty Comments,Used
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In this thoroughly entertaining collection of acerbic putdowns, witty oneliners, blatantly honest appraisals of terrified contestants, and even catty comments on his fellow judges, American Idols controversial big mouth speaks on subjects as diverse as music, dance, show business, political correctness, romance, fashion, himself, and his trousers. Whether hes telling a nave hopeful that they sound like a kitten mewing, they look as if theyve been dragged through a bush, or are merely pleasant, safe, and a little insipid, Cowells trademark comebacks are collected here for the first time. Covering the early years with insults to his family and schoolteachers, the jibes to first bosses at work, then the sharp retorts to aspiring stars on television and his critiques of the rich and famous, this book gathers his most wellknown linesand plenty of longforgotten ones, too!
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