I Hear Ants: And Other Silly Stories Of A Funny Man,Used

I Hear Ants: And Other Silly Stories Of A Funny Man,Used

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Product Description Join Jeff as he recalls some of the most memorable events of a nearly thirty year journey through what would seemingly be considered a normal life. Normal that is until Jeff puts his unique spin on each of the fortyeight short stories, making you laugh, sigh, and even cry through each. Each story is a true accounting of what happened, at least in the eyes of the author, who has a sharp eye for detail and a sharper wit. Every story has been written so that it could be read on its own or from front to back weaving a tale that describes tales of everything from his love life to heroism. Typical humorous situations he encounters along the way include: Coincidence and a piece of paper that determined his life's direction; Convincing his teenage daughter that he can hear ants (Yes, she is a blonde); Making chocolate milk; Describing how a loaf of bread and a bottle of coke becomes a wife; Describing the subtle nuances of fine dining and the purpose of a salad fork in a way that could elicit a reaction from the person being taught over ten years later; Stolen cars, burglaries, and driveby shootings at a nursing home; S.W.A.T. teams; Spiders. The situations encountered on the surface appear to be totally normal but when Jeff gets done with it, you are left laughing, wanting more. About the Author Married 28 years to Doris 3 Children Bobby, Brandy, and Kimberly 5 Grandchildren Staff Sergeant USMC for eleven years Masters Degree Indiana Wesleyan University Manager at a major Aerospace Corporation

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