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I Want to Buy a Vowel: A Novel of Illegal Alienation,Used
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In I WANT TO BUY A VOWEL, Welter turns his talent for cultural analysis by wisecrack into a ribtickling look at what it means to be an American today. 'Welter's offbeat look at a community thrown offkilter by xenophobia and religious smallmindedness is sprinkled with wry, comic moments and a steadfast awareness of social injustice.'Publishers Weekly.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is 'I Want to Buy a Vowel' about? A: 'I Want to Buy a Vowel' is a novel by John Welter that humorously examines what it means to be an American today, through a cultural analysis infused with wit and social commentary.
- Q: What is the condition of the book? A: The book is listed as 'Acceptable', which means it may show signs of wear but is still in usable condition.
- Q: How many pages does the book have? A: The book contains a total of 322 pages.
- Q: What type of binding does this book have? A: This edition of the book comes in hardcover binding, offering durability and a classic feel.
- Q: When was 'I Want to Buy a Vowel' published? A: 'I Want to Buy a Vowel' was published on January 6, 1996.
- Q: Is this book a first edition? A: Yes, this is the first edition of 'I Want to Buy a Vowel'.
- Q: Who is the author of the book? A: The author of 'I Want to Buy a Vowel' is John Welter.
- Q: What genre does this book belong to? A: 'I Want to Buy a Vowel' falls under the genre of Short Stories.
- Q: Are there any notable reviews for this book? A: Yes, Publishers Weekly praised the book for its offbeat look at a community affected by xenophobia and social injustice, highlighting its comedic elements.
- Q: Is there any specific audience this book targets? A: The book appeals to readers interested in cultural analysis, humor, and social issues, particularly those exploring American identity.