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I'm Perfect, You're Doomed: Tales from a Jehovah's Witness Upbringing,Used
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Raised as a Jehovahs Witness, Kyria Abrahamss childhood was haunted by the knowledge that her neighbors and schoolmates were doomed to die in an imminent fiery catastrophe; that Smurfs were evil; that just about anything you could buy at a yard sale was infested by demons; and that Ouija boardseven if they were manufactured by Parker Brotherswere portals to hell. .When Kyria turned eighteen, she found herself married to a man she didnt love, with adultery her only way out. Disfellowshipped and exiled from the only world shed ever known, Kyria realized that the only people who could save her were the very sinners she had prayed would be smitten by Gods wrath. Written with scorching wit and deep compassion, Im Perfect, Youre Doomed manages to be hilarious about the ironic absurdity of growing up believing that nothing matters because everythings about to be destroyed..
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