In Fifty Years Well All Be Chicks: . . . And Other Complaints From An Angry Middleaged White Guy,New

A Couple Years Back, I Was At The Phoenix Airport Bar. It Was Empty Except For One Heavyset, Gray Bearded, Grizzled Guy Who Looked Like He Just Rode His Donkey Into Town After A Long Day Of Panning For Silver In Them Thar Hills. He Ordered A Jack Daniels Straight Up, And Thats When I Overheard The Young Guy With The Earring Behind The Bar Asking Him If He Had Id. At First The Old Sea Captain Just Laughed. But The Guy With The Twinkle In His Ear Asked Again. At This Point It Became Apparent That He Was Serious. Dan Haggertys Dad Fired Back, 'Youve Got To Be Kidding Me, Son.' The Bartender Replied, 'New Policy. Everyone Has To Show Their Id.' Then I Watched Burl Ives Reluctantly Reach Into His Dungarees And Pull Out His Military Identification Card From World War Ii.Its A Sad And Eerie Harbinger Of Our Times That The Oprahwatching, Crystalrubbing, Whole Foodsshopping Moms And Their Whipped Attorney Husbands Have Taken The Ability To Reason Away From The Poor Schlub Who Makes The Bloody Marys. What We Used To Settle With Common Sense Or A Fist, We Now Settle With Hand Sanitizer And Lawyers. Adam Carolla Has Had Enough Of This Insanity And Hes Here To Help Us Get Our Collective Balls Back.In Fifty Years Well All Be Chicks Is Adams Comedic Gospel Of Modern America. He Rips Into The Absurdity Of The Culture That Demonized The Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich, Turned The Nations Bathrooms Into A Lawless Freeforall Of Urine And Fecal Matter, And Put Its Citizens At The Mercy Of A Bunch Of Minimum Wagers With Axes To Grind. Peppered Between Complaints Carolla Shares Candid Anecdotes From His Day To Day Life As Well As His Pastsunday Football At Jimmy Kimmels House, His Attempts To Raise His Kids In A Society That He Mostly Disagrees With, His Big Showbiz Break, And Much, Much More. Brilliantly Showcasing Adams Spoton Sense Of Humor, This Book Cements His Status As A Cultural Commentator/Comedian/Complainer Extraordinaire.Adam Carolla Is A Radio And Television Host, Comedian, And Actor. He Is The Host Of The Adam Carolla Podcast, Before Which He Hosted A Weekday Morning Radio Program Broadcast From Los Angeles, And Syndicated By Cbs Radio. Besides These Shows, Carolla Is Well Known As The Cohost Of The Radio Show Loveline (And Its Television Incarnation On Mtv), As The Cocreator And Cohost Of Comedy Centrals The Man Show, And As The Cocreator And The Performer On Comedy Central And Mtvs Crank Yankers And Is A Frequent Contributor And Contestant On Abcs Toprated Program 'Dancing With The Stars'. Carolla Also Starred In, Cowrote, And Coproduced The Awardwinning Independent Film, The Hammer. He Currently Lives In Los Angeles With His Wife And Their Two Children.