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ItS Hard To Be An Animal: A Novel
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For Readers Of Shark Heart And Hollow Kingdom, A Funny, Magical, And Tender Novel Following A Lonely, ConflictAverse Man Whose Sudden Ability To Understand Animals Sends Him On A Wild Romp Around Nyc, And Ultimately Helps Him Discover His Own Voice.Strolling Through Central Park On A Blind Date With The Hilarious, Irrepressible Molly Bent, Henry Parsons Is Feeling Hopeful For The First Time In Years When A Migratory Warbler, The Sweetest Of Little Birds, Tells Him To F*** Off.A Gentle Soul, Troubled Enough By The Unkindness Of Fellow Humans, Henry Tries To Brush The Moment Aside As A Hallucination. But Soon HeS Hearing Voices Everywhere: Dogs Mocking Their Owners, Sparrows FatShaming Each Other, Police Horses Profiling Attendees At A Street Fair Even A Pontificating, Misogynistic Snake.The Man Who Never Speaks Up For Himself Is Now Besieged By Animals Who Do. When (Inevitably) He Overhears Three Rats Discussing A Corpse In The New York Subway, He Lets It Slip To Molly. SheS Keen To Investigate, And HenryS Desperate For A Second Date, So He Follows Her Nervously Into An Abandoned Tunnel Under The West Fourth Street Station. There, Sure Enough, They Find A Body And The Murderers Find Them. Cue The Most Terrifying Week Of This Cautious ManS Life.Inspiration And Courage Arrive From A Pair Of Feuding Betta Fish And His NeighborS Yapping Pomeranian Whose Unexpected Wisdom Helps Henry Find The Courage To Assert Himself At Last.
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