Title
I've Still Got It...I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Awkwardly True Tales from the Far Side of Forty,New
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Welcome to Middle Age! Please check your functioning internal thermostat and razorsharp memory at the door and pour yourself a nice, stiff drink...Jenna McCarthy might be fortysomething, but she doesnt feel fortysomething. She certainly doesnt look fortysomething. (Actually she does, but shes in denial so maybe dont mention it?) And between complaining about how tired she is, trying to remember what she came in here for and wondering whether she drinks too much, she does not have time for a crisis.She has, however, had time to crack the mysterious midlife code. Shes figured out how to tame her muffin top, keep the spark in her marriage and probably not die a fiery hoarders death. Shes learned the trick to looking ten years younger and the secret to feeling ten times happier (and it only cost $14.99 plus shipping and handling). And shes discovered the one thing she will need to do for the rest of ever if shes going to continue to refuse to dress her age.Tackling everything from cosmetic surgery and financial panic to skinny jeans and the meaning of life, Ive Still Got It... is a middle age manifesto filled with hilarious misadventures, humiliating confessions and occasional (hot) flashes of genius.
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