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John Dies at the End: Updated Special Edition (John Dies at the End, 1),New
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Jon Dies at the End is a genrebending, humorous account of two college dropouts inadvertently charged with saving their small townand the worldfrom a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions.Now a Major Motion Picture.'[Pargin] is like a mashup of Douglass Adams and Stephen King... 'pageturner' is an understatement.'Don Coscarelli, director, Phantasm IV, Bubba HotepSTOP.You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you.My name is David. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye.The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.The important thing is this:The sauce is a drug, and it gives users a window into another dimension.John and I never had the chance to say no.You still do.I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:None of this was my fault.
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